"WE ARE NOT THAT MUCH INTO YOU, JESUS!"...

WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE, JESUS THE CHRIST AKA JESUS OF NAZARETH

FOR

1. CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE.

2. TREASON.

3. IMPERSONATING GOD.

4. INCITING A RIOT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

5. BEFRIENDING THE POOR, CHALLENGING THE ROMAN EMPIRE, FEEDING THE MULTITUDES AND CHANGING WATER INTO WINE.

6. WALKING ON WATER DURING A WATER SHORTAGE.

7. QUESTIONING AUTHORITY.

8. ESPOUSING GENUINE LOVE OVER HATRED AND BIGOTRY.

9. OVERTURNING THE MONEY CHANGERS TABLE IN FRONT OF THE TEMPLE.

10. ALLOWING BRET FARVE TO PLAY QUARTERBACK FOR THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS.

11. ASKING PERTINENT QUESTIONS.

12. ANSWERING OUR PRAYERS.

13. GIVING US HOPE AND A REASON TO LIVE.

14. TELLING THE TRUTH.

15. COMING IN PEACE AND SOLACE TO OUR DEATH BED.

16. ALLOWING george bush A SECOND TERM IN OFFICE.

17. SHIFTING A BARBARIAN WORLD VIEW OF WAR TO A VISION OF PEACE.

18. BRINGING INTO THIS WORLD JOHN FITZGERALD, KENNEDY, MARTIN LUTHER KING, JUNIOR, MAHATMA GHANDI, ROSA PARKS, CESAR CHAVEZ, MOTHER THERESA, BOBBY KENNEDY AND RECENTLY BARRACK OBAMA.

19. PREACHING PEACE WHEN THE PEACE DIVIDEND IS FAR LESS PROFITABLE THAN WAR.

20. PROMISING US EVERLASTING LIFE AND HOPE AND FAITH AND CHARITY WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE ITEMS DO NOT FIT NICELY ON LINE 29 OF THE IRS 1040 SHORT FORM...

Wayne Dennis Kurtz.

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NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD PEOPLE TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY!