MY PET SPIDER IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS IN LIFE I CAN COUNT ON...

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NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD PEOPLE TO COLME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY!

HE OR SHE IS THERE EVERY MORNING, CURLED UP IN A LITTLE BLACK BALL ON THE PORCELAIN BATH TUB WALL, WAITING FOR SOME FOOD. I AM AFRAID THAT HE IS UNEMPLOYED, JUST LIKE ME. WE HAVE LONG DAILY CONVERSATIONS ABOUT HOW BAD THIS ECONOMY IS AND HE CALLS IT A "DOWNTURN" LIKE THE REPUBLICANS DO. NOTHING SEEMS TO TRICKLE DOWN TO THE WORKING POOR AND THE MIDDLE CLASS AS OUR FRIEND RONNIE REGAN HAD PROMISED US IN THE EIGHTIES: I GUESS ALL THAT TAX-FREE MONEY JUST GOT CLOGGED UP ON THE EAST COAST WITH ALL THOSE CORPORATE REPUBLICAN ROBBER BARONS, YA KNOW? MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THEY ARE READING THIS SILLY-LITTLE BLOG ON THEIR WAY ACROSS THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY ON THEIR CORPORATE JETS, SPEWING OUT ALL THAT AIRPLANE FUEL INTO THE ATMOSPHERE AND SHITTING ON OUR COLLECTIVE HEADS, DOWN BELOW, ALL-THE-WHILE PUFFING ON THEIR FAT LITTLE-SILLY CIGARS...THERE IS POETIC JUSTICE, MR. CEO, AS GOD AND KARMA IS WATCHING YOU EVEN CLOSER AT 35,000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL IN YOUR CORPORATE-TYPE SUIT AND CORPORATE JETS...DID YOU MISS THAT HIGH SCHOOL LECTURE ABOUT HOW ROME WAS SACKED SIX TIMES BY THESE BEARDED GUYS FROM THE NORTH CALLED THE VISIGOTHS?...Wayne Dennis Kurtz.