THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS is guaranteed under the provisions of the United States Constitution...:)

SO, IF A POLAR BEAR TRAVELED FROM THE ARTIC CIRCLE TO ANTARCTICA WOULD HE OR SHE BE CALLED A "BIPOLAR BEAR"? PLEASE SEND IN YOUR OWN SILLY JOKES TO SHARE SO THAT WE CAN BRIEFLY DISREGARD OUR OWN MELANCHOLY BANK ACCOUNTS AND TOTALLY-DYSFUNCTIONAL ELECTED POLITICIANS FOR A MOMENT OF JOY...:) Wayne.
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NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD PEOPLE TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY!